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Simon on Having Children

At the Coldplay concert last night, we sat behind a cute family with two daughters who looked to be around ages 7 and 10.

Simon: “Those little girls are cute. I think I’d quite like having little girls.”

Just then, his focus turned to our left, where three girls of about 16 had arrived in short-shorts and low-cut tops, and were front-hugging a group of 16-year-old boys.

Simon: “Never mind. I don’t want girls.”

4 Responses to “Simon on Having Children”

  1. Jamie

    This made me laugh so hard. My solution…skip teenage years entirely…is that possible?!?!


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