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It haunts me in my dreams…

I am terrified of becoming a Mommy Blogger.

Seriously.

The thought of it petrifies me.  It’s probably the same part of me that is desperate to maintain the ability to talk about things like art and food and music, and not sprinkle every single conversation with recommendations for diapers and formula and complaints about my baby’s sleeping habits and whether I’ve chosen to “Ferberize” him (Ferberize is a word I just learned – it has to do with letting your baby learn to fall asleep on its own.  But I never knew that.)

See?  It’s already happening.  New vocabulary.  Next I’ll be changing my blog theme to green and pink polka dots and wearing monogrammed jewelry, and making my kid wear a john-john till he’s twelve.

Please help me.

8 Responses to “It haunts me in my dreams…”

  1. Callie

    LOL! Wait until you start learning all the acronyms… CIO, BTC, PDF, LEAN, AP, IPT, EC, 7 Baby B’s…..

    Don’t fear it, Faith! I think a good mommy blog is a sign of a healthy attachment developing! I personally look forward to reading about your adventures as a mom! Aviel has brought some much creativity into my life and I’m sure the newest Dwight will do the same for you!

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