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Urination Violation, pt. 2

Yesterday, I gave myself the Indian name “Pees in Cups.”

Today, I think it might need to change to “Pees in Pants.”

I was just standing in the kitchen, talking to Simon, when I sneezed…and wet my britches.

Any tiny bit of dignity I was still hanging on to just flew out the window.

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