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Telephonic Frustration

Dear Adlai,

I apologize in advance for the thousands of telephone conversations you will have in your lifetime that will go very similarly to the one I had with the doctor’s office this morning.

 

Receptionist: Hello, Dr. _____’s office.

Me: Hi, I’d like to make an appointment for my baby please.

Receptionist: Okay, what’s the name?

Me: Adlai Dwight.

Receptionist: Sorry?

Me: Adlai.  Dwight.

Receptionist: What’s the surname?

Me: Dwight.  D-w-i-g-h-t.

Receptionist: Oh, right, that’s the first name.  What’s the surname?

Me: No, that’s the surname.

Receptionist: Oh, okay.  What’s the first name?

Me: Adlai.

Receptionist: Adelaide?

Me (banging head on kitchen table):  Adlai.  A-d-l…

 

11 Responses to “Telephonic Frustration”

  1. Helen

    I’m sure I’ve told you about the time the Dr called for ‘Lily Allen’ and when I corrected him he said ‘oh yes, that’s right Lily Allen is that man that dresses like a lady!’

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  2. starzyia

    you couldn’t have been more clear… alas, she couldn’t have been more dim. (oooh look at me, assuming the receptionist is female, that’s a no-no)

    Adlai is a beautiful name.

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  3. Kj

    At least they didn’t try and correct you. I’ve lost count of the number of times someone has asked for Elisha’s name and then said ‘do you mean Alicia?’

    Even when I registered her birth they told me I’d spelled it wrong.

    No, I really did give my daughter a Hebrew boys name. Deal with it.

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