Uptight Me: “What the heck? Why did you sleep until 10:30? You’ve wasted half a day!”
Laid-back Me: “Chill out. It’s not like we have anything to do.”
Uptight Me: “But we do have something to do, you idiot. We have to apply for jobs and go for a run and bake some bread and check our emails and update our facebook status.”
Laid-Back Me: “Whatever.”
Sometimes I’m my own worst enemy.