Last night, via email:
Dear Mr. Dwight,
I am writing in reference to the Simon Dwight/Faith Dwight September 2010
Budget. Please consider this a formal request to reapply £20 to the
furniture line of the budget, so that I can buy my child a cot to sleep in
and/or a changing table on which to change his dirty nappies. Thank you
for your consideration.
writer | editor
A couple of hours later…
Dear Ms Dwight,
Thank you for your email inquiry. We aim to respond to all inquiries
within 10 working days.
This is an automated email. Please do not respond to this address.
For a Dwighter Future
How did I find someone as dorky as me?