Two Different Languages

Simon and I have always spoken two different languages, and when it comes to talking to our little man, there’s no exception.

What I call Adlai:

• Little Buddy
• Fussy Britches
• Sugar Booger

What Simon calls Adlai:

• Cheeky Herbert
• Sugar Plum Fairy
• Silly Sausage

What I call this:

A pacifier

What Simon calls it:

A dummy

What I call this:

A diaper

What Simon calls it:

A nappy

What I call these:

Burp cloths

What Simon calls them:

Muslins

…

Our kid is going to be so confused.

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