Urination Violation

October 27, 2010

If I wrote an updated version of Dances with Wolves, I’d give myself the Indian name “Pees in Cups.”

For the past 8 months, I’ve been doing a ridiculous amount of just that.  I don’t know how it works when you have a baby in America – I’ve never had one there – but I’m guessing you pee when you get to the doctor’s office, and not at home.  That’s right, ladies and gentleman, if you see me on a day I’ve got an appointment with the midwife, there’s a good chance I’ve got a little pot of urine hanging out in my handbag.

Just something for you to think about.

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